At some point in your life you may have seen some kids on the street corner with a box of chocolate in their hands trying to raise money for some cause. It's pretty nice, they're raising money for some cause, probably for their school or something similar, and the chocolate bars are pretty cheap too, normally a dollar a bar. A buck for a bar of chocolate's not too bad, and it usually tastes good too because it comes from some rich fund raising company.
And now we have the second type of fundraisers. These are usually older, and are fund raising for a sports team. From experience, it's always a basketball team that they're trying to raise money for. The people trying to raise money are also usually black too, so the whole basketball team idea fits the description. I hate this type of fundraisers.
Why?
Well, first of all, they don't even sell the good candy bars that you get from a classy fund raising organization. I don't feel like eating M&M's and Hershey's all the time, that's why I fucking love fundraiser chocolate; it's something different.
Second off, they try to rip you off with their prices. Two dollars for a fucking pack of M&M's? And they're not even the ones with almonds in them! Are you fucking kidding me? I can walk into the deli right behind you can buy some for about a buck.
Third off, they're persistent and annoying as fuck. I actually did buy a pack of M&M's from one of them once; it cost me two bucks. I passed by them, went into a store to get something, came back out, and this guy's asking me to buy more candy from him. Seriously? I just did you a fucking favor and bought your shit five minutes ago, how the fuck are you going to ask me to buy more?
Fourth off, they're black. When I say black, I mean the ghetto ass black; the one that nobody likes. I can see your ass, pull your pants up. How the fuck do you even play basketball like that? Seriously, I bet that candy box is your cover for hustlin' on the corner. Either that, or you probably stole that box of Snickers from the Rite Aid down the street because I was just in there and they're all out of Snickers. Now I have to buy that shit from you at twice the price. Fuck it, I'm not hungry anymore; I'm not grabbing a Snickers.
Fifth off, they never never tell you jack shit about their basketball team. What, you guys don't even have a name for it yet? You need to raise money to come up with a name too? Pathetic.
Let's leave the fund raising to kids shall we? At least they know how to handle their shit.
