As if spamming their Facebook profile with pictures of their newborn baby wasn't enough for parents, they now make Facebook profiles for babies too. Yes, you heard me. Parents make Facebook pages for their newborn children. Are you fucking kidding me?
When I first saw this, I thought it was a joke. It's not. They are really serious about it; they make their newborn children separate Facebook pages. Why? A lot of people seem to do it because they want a place where they can upload photos of their babies. And making a Facebook for their baby is almost like making a childhood photo album. That's alright, except for one key factor. Why the fuck don't you just upload your baby's photos to your own Facebook profile? It's a lot more logical, and a lot more easier too. Making a new account makes no sense for this reason, so there must be another reason as to why they make them a new separate account.
Others argue that they are giving their kids a head start at the online community of social networking sites. Seriously, what the fuck can a six month old baby do with a Facebook account? Nothing.
Alright, so I've already made my point about how useless and necessary making a Facebook account for a baby is, but it's not really why this annoys me so much. This annoys the hell out of me because of one major reason: role-playing. I understand that you may think it's cute to make a profile for your baby, but please, shut the fuck up with the role-play status updates. And don't fucking comment on my posts with your baby account. Okay, we got it, you're excited and shit that you have a newborn baby, but you don't need to pretend that you're the fucking baby with the account and post everywhere with it. And to top it off, some people even type like a baby. What? "Goo goo, ga ga." You're not a fucking baby, and you're not Lady Gaga, so shut the fuck up; I don't want to see that shit on my page.
Seriously, are you trying to embarrass and mentally scar your child for life? "Of course not, I just thought it would be cute if they have their own Facebook." It's not cute, it's fucking stupid.
Oh, and to top it off, people even make Facebook accounts for their unborn babies. Yes, you heard me. They slap a picture of their fetus up on Facebook and go around role-playing with it. As if role-playing as a baby isn't disturbing enough, you have to go around and role-play as a fucking fetus? That's fucking sick.
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I stopped reading after "..a lot more easier.."
Dude this is frickin ridiculous--not your post, I enjoyed that--but the creating of baby's facebook accounts!
Honestly, who gives a crap. If you don't want to see the babies posts, then unfriend them. In fact, why the FUCK did you friend them in the first place? You're the stupid one. How in the hell is this affecting you? And NO I don't have a baby account for any of my kids and I won't, but I don't get why you are so pissy about it when you don't have to deal with it if you don't want to. No one FORCES you to "friend" the baby profiles.
Unfunny. George Carlin delivered these rants way better.
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